Nanna modale naija kathe ಸಾಂತ್ವನ ಹೇಳಲು ಹೋದಾಗ ಸಂಭೋಗ ನೆಡದದ್ದು ge neevugalu needida adbhutha pratikriyege naa sada chiraruni. Adara baaga 2 bareyalu tumba jana apekshisiddaru adare indu naanu mattondu nanna jeevanadalli nadeda katheyannu hela bayasuttene. Kathe bariyalu tadavaguttide dayavittu kshamisi,
Lets come to the story without wasting any further time,
Idu nadeddaddu 2020 Jan alli. Nan innu kelasada hudukatadalli idde. Kaiyalli kelasavilladiddadru kaikelasakkenu kammi irallilla. Nanu bengalurininda manege baralu rathri sumaru 11 gantege bussannu attide. Nimage tilidiruvante Night bussinalli kudukara avali jasti. Nanu kali idda 2 seatina kitaki badiyalli kulite. Bus horadalu somaru innu 20 nimisha bekittu aa samayadalli nanu kivige ear phone hakikondu hale kannada songs galannu kelutta kanmucchi kulitidde. Tusu samayada nantara nanna badiyallidda seatina mele eno baara biddantayitu marukshanadalliye moogige Gammmmm ennuva malligeya vaasane badiyitu. Nanna pakka bandu yaro kulitarendu nanage andaajisalu kashta vaagalilla, aadare alli mucchida nanna kannannu teredu nodidaga 38-42 prayada ond hengasu Bili bannada seere adakke sari honduvante kappu bannada kadra blouse taleyalli ondu arda moladashtu mallige hoovu dundu mukha dappa dappa kannugalinda tanna sutta mutta nodutta nanu kann bittu avalannu nodiddarinda nammibara kan gala milanada sanketa vaagi tuti anchinalli ondu sanna kiru nage beeridalu. Nanu adakke prathyuttara vembante ade kirunageyannu beeri kitakiya kade tirugi aakashada kade nodutta devarige manassinalliye ond Thankyou helide.
Idagi swalpa samayakke bus majestic ninda horatitu. Nelamangalada varegu bus driver light off madalla vendu nanage gottiddarinda kitakiya horagadeye nanna dhrushti nettittu. Alliyavaregu nammibbara naduve aa kiru nage vinimayada horataagi inyava maathukatheyu nedediralilla. Bengalurinalliruva rastheya meliruva gundigala deseyinda nammibara hegalugala ujjata da varethu inyavude kuthuhalakaari vishayavu nedediralilla. ee madyadalli nadeda ondu kushiya vicharavendare Bus conductor ticket ticket endu kelutta nanna bali bandu elgapa hogbeku anta kelidaga sakaleshapura anta heli duddannu avana kayige ittidde aadare nanna manassinalli hodutidda vishayave bere Ee aunty elliyavaregu nanna pakka kootiruttale ennuva ondu Yaksha prashne ge uttara siguva kaala tumba saniha dalliye ittu. Conductor nanage chillare kottu elligamma endu nanna pakka kultidda aunty ge kelidaga Aa bussina gajibiji shabda galellavu shoonyavagi nanna kivi avala pratyuttarakkagi bakapakshiyante kayutittu. Aloor ge ond ticket kodi anta aunty kelidaga nanna manassinalli aada santoshakke paarave iralilla. Ecchu kadime 200 kms doora avalu nanna pakkadalliye kulitiruttale endu tilidu nanna manassu adara jotege nanna pant nallidda nanna tamma ibbaru kuniyalaarambisiddaru.
Buss nelamangala dalli edakke tirugi swalpa doora hoda koodale lightoff aitu, Alliyavaregu hidithadallidda nanna manassannu innu niyanthrisalaagalilla hegadaru maadi aunty ya vadanaata belisabekanisitu aadara aa samayadalli nanage tilidiralilla naanu vadanaatavannashte alla keydaatavannu mugisuttenendu. Nammibbara bujagala ujjata da naduve naanu kai katti kulite. Nanna eda gai avala eda moleyinda kevala kelavu inchu gala doora dalli ittu, Manassinalli aadaddu aagali avala moleyannu ondu baari hisiki biduva emba yochane taleyalli bantu aadare adu teera apaayakaari yembudannarita naanu aa yochaneyannu kaibittu matte hege ivalannu seleyuvudu endu yochisutta summane avala kade nodide. Aunty tanna edagaiyannu nanna munde idda seatina kabbinada rod annu hididu swalpa balakke baggi mundiruva dariyanne nodutiddalu. Adannu nodida nanu dairya naadi mela daniyalli kevala avalige kelisuva haage maathu aarambiside.
nanu: Aloor innu doora ide bidi, innu tumba time agutte.
Aunty: swalpa aashcharya dinda nanna nodutta “Gottu” endalu.
nanu: Alla neev baggi baggi nodtidralla ille innen bandebidutte annange adke helde.
Aunty: Nanna kade tirugi yavude mukha bavaneyannu torade kevala ondu nota vannu kottu sariyagi kulitu kann mucchidalu
nanu: Nidde bartidiya?
Aunty: Matte aashcharya dinda nanna kade nodi “Huu” endalu
nanu: Isht bega?
Aunty: Time eshtu?
nanu: 12:30 ande
Aunty: Idna nim kade bega antara?
nanu: Alla nang nidde bartirlilla adke neevenadru hu andre nim jote matadkond hogona ankonde. Doorad daari Time Pass Hagbekalva?
Aunty: Matte ond look kottu enu matanaadade kann mucchidalu
nanu: Manassinalli idyako haago kelsa alla muchkond ninu malko anta manassinalli andu kondu niraase inda kanmucchide.
Kevala swalpa doora prayaanisiddevu driver hakida sudden break ninda navibbaru mundina seat ge tale hodedukolluvashtu attira hogii ashtaralli namma kaigalu nammannu bachhaisiddavu. Ee gataneya balika aunty kann mucchalilla hagu tanna eda gaiyannu seatige bembalavaagi hididu koothalu. Nanu maathra kaikatti kan mucchi kulithe. Manassinalli tumba dairya maadi nanna edagai inda avala eda moleyannu avala kadra blouse ina melagade mellage sparshisi kai tegede. Ondu nimisha kannanne teriyalilla hage edakke horagi kan mucchiye kootidde. Enu prathyutara baarada kaarana matte hage madalu mansssagi matte ade reethiye avala eda mole yannu sparshisi summanade. Nanage kan teriyalu dairyave iralilla. endinanteye ee baariyu prathyuttara baralilla. Moorane baari dairya maadi ee bari sparshisuvudu beda swalpa joragiye avala eda moleyannu isuki biduva endu nirdarisi swalpa nannabala baagakkejarugi nanna edagai inda avala eda moleyannu avala kaadra blousina na mele mooru bari adumide. Nanage eega spashtavagi gottada vicharavendare aunty tanna kaadra blouse ina holagade bra aakiralilla. Tanna mruduvaada moleya sparsha nanange chennagiye aitu. Eega koncha dairya nanna manassannu avarisi kanbittu avalannu nodide. Avalu nanna kadeye tirugi mukha dalli yavude baavaneyannu hora haakade nannanne nodutiddalu nanu innenu maathu aarambisabeku ashtaralli Bus conductor Kunigallina bali iruva hotel bali buss annu nillisi light on maadi nodri 10 nimisha time ide bega hog bega banni endanu anivaarya kaarana dinda naavibbaru nammibbara kannu gala milana vannu berpadisi aunty eddu horage hodalu nanu nanna eda badiyallidda kitakige niraase yinda taleyannu horagisi kulite.
10 nimsiha vaitu bus driver conductor ella bandaru ella bandidirenrappa endu gaadi yannu start maadida ishtaadaru aunty ya suliviralilla nanu innenu eddu nanna pakka kootiddavru innu bandilla endu joraagi helabeku ashtaralli aunty bus indina door annu attuvudannu nodide. Avalu allinda nanna seat ina bali baruva varegu nannanne guraayisutta bandalu nanu avala kannininda nanna kannannu tegiyalilla. Avalu bandu nanna pakka kootalu bus horatitu lightoff aitu adare naanu maatra avalanne nodutidde,
Aunty: Saak noddiddu munde nodu
nanu: Adu adu adu endu tadavarisutta nimna elli bitti ee driver hortbidtano anta swalpa tension aagittu adkee
Aunty: Adke?
nanu: Adke neev barodunne nodtidde
Aunty: OHHH, Bandaitalla nanu
nanu: Huu huu
nanu: Nim esru?
Aunty: Yake?
nanu: Alla sumne kelde
Aunty: esru haagirli, En maad de ninu?
nanu: Naan en maad de!!?
Aunty: Buss nilsokinta munche en maad de?
nanu: matte tadavarisutta ade bus nilsokinta muche naan en maad de enu maadillapa
Aunty: Sari, Nannesru AMBIKA
nanu: Esaru kelida takshana nanu melu daniyalli “Chali Chali talenu ee Chaliya Ahaa Ahhaa” ende
Ambika: Nanu hage heluvudannu avalu nirikshisiralilla haagaagiye mellage nakku matte bus hoguva daariyannu nodutta kootalu aadare avala mukadalli maatra innu nagu hageye ittu
nanu: Saak bidri munde nodiddu, Enadru mataadi!
Ambika: Nim esru?
nanu: Ambareesh
Ambika: Huh? Enu?
nanu: alla alla Abhishek
Ambika: matte nageyannu beeridalu aadare ee bari aa nageyalli ondu tuntatana vittu
nanu: En madtidira? I mean kelsa na atava housewife huh?
Ambika: Houseee Wife endu heledu helidalu
nanu: Hmmm nodudrene gottagutte..
Ambika: En nodudre gottagutte?
nanu: Enilla nim husband en madtidare?
Ambika: Avaru sadyak enu madtilla
nanu: Yake?
Ambika: Avr ivaga illa adke endalu
nanu: Ee prathyuttarakke enu helabekendu tiliyade tusu kshana summanagi Sorry ende
Ambika: Hmm neev en madtidira?
nanu: engineering mugsi kelsa huduktidini
Ambika: Chenage huduktidira!!!!!!!!!! kelsa na
nanu: Huh Enu? Endu confusion nalliye kelide
Ambika: Idakke avala uttara ondu tunta nageye aagittu.
Nanage avala tunta nage avalu sangaathi illade iruvudu avala maikattu avala ardambarda maathugalu ivugalellavu bahala dairyavannu tarisittu innu tada madade avala eda moleya mele kai haaki adumade kulite
Ambika: Kaitidde alwa nan kade inda green signal barli anta
nanu: Eega avala moleyannu mellage adumutta keltiyalla esht kashtadalli kootidini gotta. Nan kashta nang gottu
Ambika: Ohhhhh enapa anta kashataa, Haaa nidanaa
nanu: Avala moleyannu adumutta avala kadra blouseina tudiyallidda mole thottina jagadalli bandu kulitidda moleya thottannu avala blousina mela gadeyegintide. Nan tammunde kashta. Pant olag engadtave gotta?
Ambika: Avn aadtane bidu.
nanu: Yaak bra hakilla?
Ambika: Neen sakkat poli kano blouse mele eng kand hid de naan bra hakilla anta? Tumba anubhava ide ansutte Sahebru ge
nanu: Takka mattige
Ambika: Avala eda moleye melidda nanna kaiyannu tegedu swalpa hakade eekade nodi seereya olage kai haki blouse ina hooks annu tegedu matte nanna kaiyannu avala bari moleya mele ittalu
nanu: Nanage swarga ve kai ge sikka hage aitu. Avala mruduvada moleyannu kaiyalli andaju madutta nanna torberalina tudiya ugurininda ( Index Finger ) avala moleya melbaagadinda geerutta bandu avala moleya thottina bali nillisi nanna ebberalu mattu torberalina sahaya dinda swalpa joragiye gintide
Ambika: Maiella aduridalu haa nidana kano jasti mood barsbeda nange tadkolok aagalla plzzz
nanu: Avala moleyannu hisukutta en madtiya jasti mood bandre chinna endu kelide?
Ambika: Nang aagle neer hilitide sumne nan mole na press madkond kooru gintod ella maadbeda plzz
Samaya aagale 2:00 AM aagiddarinda ellaru gorake hodiyuttta malagiddaru, Nanu ide sariyada samayavendu tilidu nanu kulitidda seatininda swalpa kelakke jaari avala eda moleyannu nanna edagaiyalli hididu adara mole thottige nanna enjulannu haki cheepalu shuru madide ummmhaa ummmmm ummmmm endu
Ambika: Tanna balagayinda nanna taleya bagavannu hotti ididalu aadre avala usirata joragiddannu nanu ariyalu kashtavaagiralilla.
nanu avala eda moleyannu cheeputta nanna eda gayininda avala bala moleyannu isukalu shuru madide. Avalu takshana nannna taleyannu etti tanna blousina hooks annu aaki kondu kulitalu.
nanu: Yake enaitu?
Ambika: enaitaa? Nange mood na control madkalak aagalla neen nodudre nan mole na olle lollipop cheepdang cheeptidiya. Esht kashta hagtide gotta? Arta madko nan kashtanau?
nanu: swalpa besara mattu sittininda eddu sariyagi kulitu kitakiyinda hora nodalu shuru madide. Aaga nanage tilididdu enendare navu aagale Hassana da hattira bandiddevendu.
Nanu sittagiddanu gamanisida avalu nannanne nodutta tanna edagainnu nanna pant ina mele ittu swalpa adumidalu Hassan city yannu bus praveshisiddarinda driver bus light annu on maadida avalu takshana tanna kaiyannu tegedalu. Jana galellaru gona gona ennutta eddelelu shuru maadidaru. Hassan bustand praveshisida mele nanu eddu bus ninda kelagilidu ond ciggarette annu light madi enanno yochisutta aakashavannu nodutta hoge yannu bidutidde. Ivellavannu kan drushtiyannu mitukisada hage kitakiyinda Ambika nannannu nodutiddalu. ciggaratte annu mugisida mele 1 ltr cold water bottel annu tegedu kondu bus atti seatina bali bande. Aaga avala mukha nodidaaga kannugalu vaddayagiddannu kandu hidiyalu tumba samaya bekagalilla. Summane avala pakka kootu neerannu kudidu bottle annu pakkadallitte. Bottel kodu embuvante kaiyannu munde chaachidalu nanu enu pratikriye nidade bottle annu kaigitte. Bus hassan inda aloorina kade horatitu lightoff aitu.
Avalu bottle annu nanna kaige kottu avalu mududidda mailligge hoovannu tanna koodalininda tegedu nanna kaige hora bisakuvante kottalu. Nanatara tanna tale koodalannu katti tanna koodalige gantu hakidalu. Tanna edagaiyinda nanna nightpant ina laadiya bali kaiyaki ladiyannu heladalu nanna santoshakke elle ye iralilla nidanavaagi nanna pant ina olage kai haki nanna taradu beejagaalannu hisukalu shuru madidalu. Avala bisi kaiyya mele Bottle ina tevamshadinda kootidda tannane neeru matte nanna pantinolage kootidda bisi tunne taradannu muttidaga naane ondu kshana kootidda seatinindaa mele chimmuvantaitu. Nantara nanna taradannu bittu nanna night pant annu innu swalpa kelage sarisi nanna niguridda tunneyannididu mele kelage madalu arambisidalu. Avalu mele kelage maadidante nanna usiru kooda ade rabasadalli erilita vaagalu shuruvaaitu. Hassana dinda aloorina rasthe adagettiddarinda bus kulukaatavau joraagiye ittu. Bussina kulukatada jote ivala kaiyya kulukaatavu seri Nanna tunneya charma iruvudo atava haridu hoguvudo emba baya novvu sukha ivella mishrabavane yinda kudidda nanu nanna kaiyannu nanu kootidda seatige horagisi tale meletti kann mucchi kootidde. Nantara avala kulukatada vegavannu jasti madutta nanna kviya bali bandu
Ambika: Eeg arta aaita nan kashta, Neat agi sukha nu padak aagtilla alva nin kaiyalli. Naan heludre nan mel sittagi hogi dumm hodkond bartiya eeg hegide?
nanu: Haaaa nidana kane haaa nidana. Nangu gottu illi correct aagi enjoy madak aagalla anta but neen aloor bandmel hogbidtiya matte sigtiyo sigalvo gottilla aadke aathra maad de sorryy
Ambika: Naan helidna sigalla ninge anta huh? endu gaduruva dwaniyalli kelidalu
nanu: Alla neen sigalla ankonde, Sorry. Yavag siktiya matte?
Ambika: En neen sakleshpurakke ivatte hogbeka nale beligge hodre aagalva?
nanu: Huh? enu arta aaglilla? Ivat night elli ulkolli aagadre?
Ambika: Tanna kai inda nanna tunneya kulukaatavannu joru madutta heltini elli ulkolodu anta eega out aagangidre helu nin rasa onchuru waste aadru nin tunne kittakbidtini gottaita
nanu: Yee aaitaitu, Out aagangide innenu ande
Takshana Ambika tanna suttamutta nodi bahupaalu janaru hassana dalliye hilididdarinda bus 60% kaali yagiye ittu, Nanna tunnege avala baiyannu haaki cheepalu shuru maadidalu. Nanna tunneya kelagiruva naravannu tanna hallininda 3-4 baari geeri cheepiddarinda nanu out maadi kollale bekagituu. Nanu rasa kaaruva hottinalli avala taleyannu nanna tunnege hotii nanna sontada bala dinda nanna tunneyannu avala gantalige muttuvante sontada balavannella haaki 3 bari hodede. Rasavu seeda avala gantala godege baididu avalu omme HAAAAA!!! endu nanna tunne tumbidda baiyannu innu swalpa agalisi usiru heladu kondalu. Nantara nanu nanna tunnege adumidda avala taleyannu bitte avalu nidana vaagi nanna tunneyinda mele bandu nanna tunneya tudiyallidda koncha rasavannu bidade nekki nungida nantara tanna tutiyannu avala balagayyinda horesikollutta meleddalu. Nanu avalu enu maatanaadade obbarannobbaru noduttiddevu aaga Bus Conductor yarri aloor banri iliri enda adakke Ambika,,,,,,,,,,,,
Ambika: Baa maneg hogona..
Munde enaitu naanu hege avalannu maja maadide avalu nannannu hege maja madidalu endu mundina baagadalli bariyuttene.
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Dhanyavaadagalu.
